Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it ..I'll show myself to the door.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.