Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

World Jokes More World Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."