Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine