Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite