Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "