Because they're always footing the bill.
It gets jalapeno face.
Cause they know they're important.
When my problem is my face!
He had a black eye.
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
Because he was using fowl language!
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Because then it would be a foot
A: He's afraid of the draft.
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
He brought the wrong carrion.
He was sick of all its shiitake.
