What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.