What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Glasgow Jokes More Glasgow Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.