Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?