Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

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Times New Ramen

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What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.