What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

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