What do you do in the bathroom if you a...

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.

Stall Jokes More Stall Jokes

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall