Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!