Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

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What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex