What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.