What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks