Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar