Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back