Nightclub Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Orlando Jokes More Orlando Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."