What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade