What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

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What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.