Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

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What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call an Islamic cow?

A Mooslim

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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Curses, foiled again!"

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

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ereptile dysfunction

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Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae