Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

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Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !