Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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He thought the bond was ironic.

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Sine city

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He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?