How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration