How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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They'll tell you.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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It's my turn.

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...