How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9