How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9