How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin