How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )