They're not infallible
Karma?
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
The G
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
His personality.
The drummer.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Not Z.
What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.
The Y.
Dude, your is hanging out"
Four. O, double-u and e.
Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C
Reuse.
104
I can't even...
Neighbor
Neighbor" thanks bugz
birdy :P
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
Miscarriage
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
A coconut
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Because DEEZ NUTS!
The letter D.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Celebrity adoption.
They heard it was a Superfund site.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
Scottsdale.
She threw out all the W's.
Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Because they hate it.
It's three letters in. "H".
J
A four-chin teller.
Horror-scopes!
