They're not infallible
Karma?
Huge Jackman
walking. JK ROLLING
Both cant work without chains.
The G
Nightmares you racist.
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
Double jointed.
Curt and Rod
Their phones would get wet.
Because they're not Z's!
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
A: E-I-E-I-O.
One had to P.
It was rated R.
Neighour
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
Nice belt."
Coconut
A coconut!
P and O.
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
I pity the full!
Boo! T
A centipede with a wooden leg !
Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
She wants the D.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
She soldered on.
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Awkward.
U and I.
Kay (K).
K
There are more birds on that side.
It's because there are more geese on that side.
That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...
Lame Joke Haploid
J
A four-chin teller.
Horror-scopes!