They're not infallible
X-Men.
Huge Jackman
A fridge with a denim jacket on.
My you're looking "acute" today.
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
MC Escher
I need to know what time to pick her up.
Warren.
A: Bob
1.21 JiggaWhats
Not Z.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A Coke-o-nut.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!
Because 7 ate 9.
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
P-p-p-poke her face.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Mr. T-Bone
A coconut
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
D, M, C, and A.
Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
A: Deterrent.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Charles your luck on the lottery !
Celebrity adoption.
Well hung.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K
The K
w'
There are more birds on that side.
Because the Jihad.
J
Pb & J.
Horror-scopes!
Nostrildamus
