What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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X Jokes More X Jokes

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

G Jokes More G Jokes

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

O Jokes More O Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

P Jokes More P Jokes

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

M Jokes More M Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

T Jokes More T Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

D Jokes More D Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

W Jokes More W Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

V Jokes More V Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid

J Jokes More J Jokes

What's the difference between U and I?

J

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Predict Jokes More Predict Jokes

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!