What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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Why did the number one go to jail?

187

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!