Why did the number one go to jail?

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.