Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

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What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns