What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!