What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

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