How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

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How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.