What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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Putin Windows duh.

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Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.