What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'