asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.
He was caught playing in A minor.
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
I'm game.
None of your beeswax!"
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "
my mom asked Gravity, I replied.
asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Because she hasn't got arms !
Everywhere.
Because decimals always have a point.
