asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
When the power goes off.
After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."
because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
Eh.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Because he was Haydn.
doesn't matter... must not look down..
Doesn't matter much, does it
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
Outlaws are wanted.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
Mary had a little LAN
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Because decimals always have a point.
1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.
