What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.