Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.