Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.