Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

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Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !