What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.