What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray