What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What if one of your testicle is smaller than other?

What would you do

What do you call a Russian man with three testicles?

Mr. Whodyounickabollockov

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Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.