What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What if one of your testicle is smaller than other?

What would you do

What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him?

You're being very teste

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What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt. :)

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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA