What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.