Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

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Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e