Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!