Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones