Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Pick a cod, any cod!
Because seven ate nine.
Nice belt."
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
Let's get some chicks!
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
All of them.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Rigor tortoise.
Because he always uses the force.
Guaca-MOL-e