What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.