Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.