What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*