How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!