How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Neighbor

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A walkie talkie.

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Shall we walk home or take a dog

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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Watch elevision !

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Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.