How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What is Al Shabaab's theme song?

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.