How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.