What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.