What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod