Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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He could not hit any of the ketones.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.