How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye