How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein