Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.