Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.