What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands