A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
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20 hot 9 year olds.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
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Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
Dinner for 4.
4 if you have a dog.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
YOU'RE MOM.
Whale huntings legal
Because he was a kami!
Planters.
Humiditea.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
