A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
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20 hot 9 year olds.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
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Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
4 if you have a dog.
Because it had a 4-way.
20 9 year olds ( ) Sorry
There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
America: Getting rid of u
It cracked.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Some idiot pulled it out to late
Coles.
I'm cured!"
we're walking four abreast."
It's the one that always sinks....
Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.