What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

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Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!