It never worked out because they never met
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Tyrannosaurus Ex
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
Battery
It's the one that always sinks....
They were in a relationship!
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
No strings attached
Because they're all in relationships!
They don't work out.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Reflexivity and transitivity.
This status.
Because it's not going anywhere.
Straight answers about relationships.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Because they have high double standards.
Polyarmory
A. Telling you his real name.
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
Tequila never goes bad
Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex
Because some relationships don't work out.
A dollar.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
The fourth wall
A battery has a positive side.
Watt-er
Leave the EU.
Pounds
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
She named him Oedipus.
Semtex.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
She looked at their last names...
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
Coal-Ala
Vin Diesel!
