Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.