Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

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What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!