Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.