What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.