What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.