What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days