What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....