What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.