What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.