What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.