What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee