What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark