What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.