What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"