What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you put in a box to make it lighter?

Courtney Love

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.