What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.