What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter